There once was a man just like you
He ventured the world ‘tis true
It was not meant to be
He took an arrow to the knee
And now he’s a guard for Jarl Jule.
If you get this reference, you need some sun.
Here's 1 that is slightly less trollish.
In class a limerick was to do
Difficult and annoying it was too
I crapped my way through it
Dunno how I wrote it
But now I’m done with that to